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The Bureau of Historic Losses · Counterfactual Division
Luna, Celsius, FTX. The year the tide went out and the Bureau's filing cabinet doubled.
$100 on 2022-01-01, worth today
US$136
As of 7 June 2026, $100 of Bitcoin bought at 2022's open (US$46,250) is worth US$136 — 1.36×.
live valuation · refreshed hourly · usd
| You'd have put in | You'd have now | Multiple |
|---|---|---|
| US$100 | US$136 | 1.36× |
| US$1,000 | US$1,355 | 1.36× |
| US$10,000 | US$13,554 | 1.36× |
Lump sum on the year's first trading day, valued at the live price. Past performance isn't a promise — it's a taunt.
Opened
US$46,250
2022-01-01
Peaked
US$47,764
2022-01-02
Bottomed
US$15,759
2022-11-22
Closed
US$16,600
2022-12-31
US$23,100 deployed as $100 a week from 2022-01-01, under four temperaments — same money, different nerves.
| All in on day one | US$31,445 |
| Steady weekly buys | US$35,297 |
| Sold dips, rebought rallies | US$24,337 |
| Traded it perfectly | US$83,623 |
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