invest.fail

The Bureau of Historic Losses

The Archive

History's great crypto losses, kept on file and priced live. The numbers below update hourly. They only ever get worse.

001 · CLOSED · opened 2010 · Laszlo Hanyecz

The Pizza

Two pizzas. Ten thousand bitcoin. The man says he'd do it again.

current value of the fail

US$626.1M

002 · CLOSED · opened 2013 · James Howells

The Landfill

One hard drive, one dump in Wales, and twelve years of trying to dig.

current value of the fail

US$500.9M

003 · UNRESOLVED · opened 2011 · Stefan Thomas

Two Guesses

A password, an IronKey, ten attempts. Eight are gone.

current value of the fail

US$438.4M

004 · RECOVERED · opened 2026 · Claude AI · Joe Grand

The Machine Remembers

Brute force gave up at 3.5 trillion passwords. The AI just read his files.

current value of the fail

US$313,039

005 · RECOVERED · opened 2009 · Kristoffer Koch

The One Who Forgot

He bought it for a thesis, forgot it existed, and won.

current value of the fail

US$313M

006 · SETTLING · opened 2014 · Mt. Gox

The Exchange

The exchange that held most of Bitcoin, until it held none of it.

current value of the fail

US$53.2B

007 · CLOSED · opened 2018 · QuadrigaCX · Gerald Cotten

The Only Keyholder

The keys died with him — then investigators found the vault was already empty.

owed to customers · ~13¢ on the dollar returned

≈CA$190M

008 · UNRESOLVED · opened 2009 · Chainalysis estimate

The Missing Fifth

Roughly one bitcoin in five may already be unreachable. Here's where that number comes from.

current value of the fail

US$144B–231.6B

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