The Bureau of Historic Losses · Counterfactual Division
What if you'd bought stocks?
You spent years certain you'd missed the crypto boat. Turns out the boring index would have quietly made you rich while you did nothing. Pick your regret.
your stock, your date, your certificate
The indexes
You didn't even need a moonshot.
The ETFs
One ticker, the whole market.
The American giants
The ones your cousin won't stop mentioning.
Nvidia
NVDA
Apple
AAPL
Amazon
AMZN
Tesla
TSLA
AMD
AMD
Broadcom
AVGO
TSMC
TSM
Palantir
PLTR
Eli Lilly
LLY
Costco
COST
Berkshire Hathaway
BRK.B
Visa
V
Mastercard
MA
Coinbase
COIN
Strategy (MicroStrategy)
MSTR
PayPal
PYPL
Shopify
SHOP
Uber
UBER
Spotify
SPOT
Super Micro
SMCI
Intel
INTC
Block
XYZ
ASML
ASML
Novo Nordisk
NVO
Microsoft
MSFT
Alphabet
GOOGL
Meta
META
Netflix
NFLX
GameStop
GME
AMC
AMC
The locals
Closer to home, just as painful.
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