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The Bureau of Historic Losses · Counterfactual Division
Elon hosted SNL, DOGE touched US$0.73 in May, and 'meme coin' entered the family vocabulary.
$100 on 2021-01-01, worth today
US$700
As of 27 July 2026, $100 of Dogecoin bought at 2021's open (US$0.0100) is worth US$700 — 7.00×.
live valuation · refreshed hourly · usd
| You'd have put in | You'd have now | Multiple |
|---|---|---|
| US$100 | US$700 | 7.00× |
| US$1,000 | US$7,000 | 7.00× |
| US$10,000 | US$70,000 | 7.00× |
Lump sum on the year's first trading day, valued at the live price. Past performance isn't a promise — it's a taunt.
Opened
US$0.0100
2021-01-01
Peaked
US$0.690
2021-05-07
Bottomed
US$0.0100
2021-01-01
Closed
US$0.170
2021-12-31
US$29,100 deployed as $100 a week from 2021-01-01, under four temperaments — same money, different nerves.
| All in on day one | US$203,700 |
| Steady weekly buys | US$21,360 |
| Sold dips, rebought rallies | US$18,406 |
| Traded it perfectly | US$8.9M |
“Traded it perfectly” requires knowing the future. Nobody knew the future.
$1,000 at 2021's open, each valued live. Hindsight remains undefeated.
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