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Comparing your life to the one where you listened…
Commonwealth Bureau of Hypothetical Wealth · Form R-2
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CERTIFICATE OF FAILURE
invest.fail hereby issues this document to the bearer,
Your Name Here
(yours, if you're not too embarrassed)
who, since 2017-08-17, declined to invest $50 per week in Bitcoin, and as a direct consequence does not currently possess
$97,717
but is, in fact, the proud owner of: a Spotify subscription and some opinions about sourdough.
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YYou@definitely_you · 2h
Apparently I'd have $97,717 if I'd listened. Sorry, Stevo. You were right.
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Apparently I'd have $97,717 if I'd listened. Sorry, Stevo. You were right.
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Apparently I'd have $97,717 if I'd listened. Sorry, Stevo. You were right.
I TOLD YOU.
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Apparently I'd have $97,717 if I'd listened. Sorry, Stevo. You were right.
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