The Bureau of Historic Losses · Counterfactual Division
What if you'd bought Amazon in 2008?
GFC, and AWS was a rounding error nobody understood. The cloud was about to eat the world from inside a bookshop.
$100 on 2008-01-02, worth today
US$4,957
As of 2026-06-12, $100 of Amazon bought at 2008's open (US$4.81) is worth US$4,957 — 49.6×.
total return · dividends reinvested · USD
How much would $100 of Amazon bought in 2008 be worth today?
| You'd have put in | You'd have now | Multiple |
|---|---|---|
| US$100 | US$4,957 | 49.6× |
| US$1,000 | US$49,569 | 49.6× |
| US$10,000 | US$495,688 | 49.6× |
Lump sum on the year's first trading day, total return (dividends reinvested, splits adjusted), valued at the latest close. Past performance isn't a promise — it's a taunt.
What did Amazon do in 2008?
Opened
US$4.81
2008-01-02
Peaked
US$4.81
2008-01-02
Bottomed
US$1.75
2008-11-20
Closed
US$2.56
2008-12-31
Levels are dividend-adjusted, so historical figures look lower than the headline price of the day — that's the total-return lens, and it's the honest one.
Would steady buying have beaten going all in?
US$96,300 deployed as $100 a week from 2008-01-02, under four temperaments — same money, different nerves.
| All in on day one | US$4.8M |
| Steady weekly buys | US$1.5M |
| Sold dips, rebought rallies | US$551,005 |
| Traded it perfectly | US$4.7M |
“Traded it perfectly” requires knowing the future. Nobody knew the future.
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$1,000 at 2008's open, each valued at the latest close. Hindsight remains undefeated.
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