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The Bureau of Historic Losses · Counterfactual Division

What if you'd bought Cochlear in 2011?

September 2011 brought a global recall of Cochlear's flagship Nucleus CI500 implant — the worst kind of news for a medical-device company. The stock was hammered, which made the recovery that followed the part nobody talks about.

$100 on 2011-01-03, worth today

A$177

As of 2026-06-12, $100 of Cochlear bought at 2011's open (A$58.74) is worth A$1771.77×.

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How much would $100 of Cochlear bought in 2011 be worth today?

You'd have put inYou'd have nowMultiple
A$100A$1771.77×
A$1,000A$1,7661.77×
A$10,000A$17,6631.77×

Lump sum on the year's first trading day, total return (dividends reinvested, splits adjusted), valued at the latest close. Past performance isn't a promise — it's a taunt.

What did Cochlear do in 2011?

Opened

A$58.74

2011-01-03

Peaked

A$62.52

2011-04-08

Bottomed

A$34.27

2011-10-03

Closed

A$46.42

2011-12-29

Levels are dividend-adjusted, so historical figures look lower than the headline price of the day — that's the total-return lens, and it's the honest one.

Would steady buying have beaten going all in?

A$80,600 deployed as $100 a week from 2011-01-03, under four temperaments — same money, different nerves.

All in on day oneA$142,363
Steady weekly buysA$81,741
Sold dips, rebought ralliesA$87,784
Traded it perfectlyA$260,396

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