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The Bureau of Historic Losses · Comparative Division

Bitcoin vs Tesla

The internet's favourite coin against the internet's favourite stock.

$1,000 in each since 2015, worth today

Bitcoin wins — by 7.35×.

updated daily · AUD

Asset$1,000 in 2015 is nowMultiple
BitcoinBTC$235,722236×
TeslaTSLA$32,06632.1×

Lump sum on the first trading day of 2015, valued at the latest price. Crypto is the coin's own return; shares are total return (dividends reinvested); indices are price return. Each side converted to AUD at historical exchange rates. Not financial advice — a taunt with a methodology.

Round numbers. Run your real ones.

Your amount, your dates — both of them — on one certificate.

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