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The Bureau of Historic Losses · Counterfactual Division

What if you'd bought ANZ in 2009?

ANZ started 2009 near its GFC floor, its Asian-expansion ambitions colliding with a global credit freeze. The fully-franked yield on offer at these prices was the kind that only appears when everyone is terrified.

$100 on 2009-01-01, worth today

A$597

As of 2026-06-12, $100 of ANZ bought at 2009's open (A$5.72) is worth A$5975.97×.

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How much would $100 of ANZ bought in 2009 be worth today?

You'd have put inYou'd have nowMultiple
A$100A$5975.97×
A$1,000A$5,9755.97×
A$10,000A$59,7485.97×

Lump sum on the year's first trading day, total return (dividends reinvested, splits adjusted), valued at the latest close. Past performance isn't a promise — it's a taunt.

What did ANZ do in 2009?

Opened

A$5.72

2009-01-01

Peaked

A$9.65

2009-10-14

Bottomed

A$4.48

2009-02-11

Closed

A$9.09

2009-12-30

Levels are dividend-adjusted, so historical figures look lower than the headline price of the day — that's the total-return lens, and it's the honest one.

Would steady buying have beaten going all in?

A$91,100 deployed as $100 a week from 2009-01-01, under four temperaments — same money, different nerves.

All in on day oneA$544,306
Steady weekly buysA$212,551
Sold dips, rebought ralliesA$172,909
Traded it perfectlyA$248,434

“Traded it perfectly” requires knowing the future. Nobody knew the future.

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$1,000 at 2009's open, each valued at the latest close. Hindsight remains undefeated.

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