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The Bureau of Historic Losses · Counterfactual Division

What if you'd bought Strategy (MicroStrategy) in 2023?

Crypto had been left for dead after FTX collapsed, and a Bitcoin-on-margin stock was the last thing anyone wanted. From that washout, the next leg up was one of the most violent in the market.

$100 on 2023-01-03, worth today

US$855

As of 2026-06-12, $100 of Strategy (MicroStrategy) bought at 2023's open (US$14.50) is worth US$8558.55×.

total return · dividends reinvested · USD

How much would $100 of Strategy (MicroStrategy) bought in 2023 be worth today?

You'd have put inYou'd have nowMultiple
US$100US$8558.55×
US$1,000US$8,5488.55×
US$10,000US$85,4858.55×

Lump sum on the year's first trading day, total return (dividends reinvested, splits adjusted), valued at the latest close. Past performance isn't a promise — it's a taunt.

What did Strategy (MicroStrategy) do in 2023?

Opened

US$14.50

2023-01-03

Peaked

US$67.07

2023-12-27

Bottomed

US$14.50

2023-01-03

Closed

US$63.16

2023-12-29

Levels are dividend-adjusted, so historical figures look lower than the headline price of the day — that's the total-return lens, and it's the honest one.

Would steady buying have beaten going all in?

US$18,000 deployed as $100 a week from 2023-01-03, under four temperaments — same money, different nerves.

All in on day oneUS$153,873
Steady weekly buysUS$29,629
Sold dips, rebought ralliesUS$24,380
Traded it perfectlyUS$104,906

“Traded it perfectly” requires knowing the future. Nobody knew the future.

The same $1,000, elsewhere

$1,000 at 2023's open, each valued at the latest close. Hindsight remains undefeated.

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