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The Bureau of Historic Losses · Counterfactual Division

What if you'd bought AMD in 2016?

AMD opened 2016 at $2.77 and would soon trade under $2 — a chip company widely written off as Intel roadkill, a year before Zen shipped and changed the argument. The $100 that nobody wanted to risk here is the regret that still aches.

$100 on 2016-01-04, worth today

US$18,468

As of 2026-06-12, $100 of AMD bought at 2016's open (US$2.77) is worth US$18,468185×.

total return · dividends reinvested · USD

How much would $100 of AMD bought in 2016 be worth today?

You'd have put inYou'd have nowMultiple
US$100US$18,468185×
US$1,000US$184,682185×
US$10,000US$1.8M185×

Lump sum on the year's first trading day, total return (dividends reinvested, splits adjusted), valued at the latest close. Past performance isn't a promise — it's a taunt.

What did AMD do in 2016?

Opened

US$2.77

2016-01-04

Peaked

US$12.07

2016-12-27

Bottomed

US$1.80

2016-01-20

Closed

US$11.34

2016-12-30

Levels are dividend-adjusted, so historical figures look lower than the headline price of the day — that's the total-return lens, and it's the honest one.

Would steady buying have beaten going all in?

US$54,600 deployed as $100 a week from 2016-01-04, under four temperaments — same money, different nerves.

All in on day oneUS$10.1M
Steady weekly buysUS$1.3M
Sold dips, rebought ralliesUS$642,413
Traded it perfectlyUS$10.5M

“Traded it perfectly” requires knowing the future. Nobody knew the future.

The same $1,000, elsewhere

$1,000 at 2016's open, each valued at the latest close. Hindsight remains undefeated.

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