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The Bureau of Historic Losses · Counterfactual Division

What if you'd bought Nvidia in 2016?

The year the GPU quietly became the most important chip on earth — and almost nobody outside the labs noticed.

$100 on 2016-01-04, worth today

US$26,020

As of 2026-06-12, $100 of Nvidia bought at 2016's open (US$0.789) is worth US$26,020260×.

total return · dividends reinvested · USD

How much would $100 of Nvidia bought in 2016 be worth today?

You'd have put inYou'd have nowMultiple
US$100US$26,020260×
US$1,000US$260,195260×
US$10,000US$2.6M260×

Lump sum on the year's first trading day, total return (dividends reinvested, splits adjusted), valued at the latest close. Past performance isn't a promise — it's a taunt.

What did Nvidia do in 2016?

Opened

US$0.789

2016-01-04

Peaked

US$2.89

2016-12-27

Bottomed

US$0.614

2016-02-08

Closed

US$2.63

2016-12-30

Levels are dividend-adjusted, so historical figures look lower than the headline price of the day — that's the total-return lens, and it's the honest one.

Would steady buying have beaten going all in?

US$54,600 deployed as $100 a week from 2016-01-04, under four temperaments — same money, different nerves.

All in on day oneUS$14.2M
Steady weekly buysUS$2M
Sold dips, rebought ralliesUS$711,423
Traded it perfectlyUS$12.8M

“Traded it perfectly” requires knowing the future. Nobody knew the future.

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$1,000 at 2016's open, each valued at the latest close. Hindsight remains undefeated.

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