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The Bureau of Historic Losses · Counterfactual Division

What if you'd bought Eli Lilly in 2022?

Mounjaro won FDA approval for type-2 diabetes in May 2022, and word spread fast about the weight people were losing on it. The GLP-1 gold rush was beginning, and Lilly — opening the year near $275 — was about to become its biggest winner.

$100 on 2022-01-03, worth today

US$434

As of 2026-06-12, $100 of Eli Lilly bought at 2022's open (US$260.89) is worth US$4344.34×.

total return · dividends reinvested · USD

How much would $100 of Eli Lilly bought in 2022 be worth today?

You'd have put inYou'd have nowMultiple
US$100US$4344.34×
US$1,000US$4,3434.34×
US$10,000US$43,4284.34×

Lump sum on the year's first trading day, total return (dividends reinvested, splits adjusted), valued at the latest close. Past performance isn't a promise — it's a taunt.

What did Eli Lilly do in 2022?

Opened

US$260.89

2022-01-03

Peaked

US$364.73

2022-12-02

Bottomed

US$226.27

2022-02-14

Closed

US$356.04

2022-12-30

Levels are dividend-adjusted, so historical figures look lower than the headline price of the day — that's the total-return lens, and it's the honest one.

Would steady buying have beaten going all in?

US$23,200 deployed as $100 a week from 2022-01-03, under four temperaments — same money, different nerves.

All in on day oneUS$100,754
Steady weekly buysUS$51,367
Sold dips, rebought ralliesUS$32,096
Traded it perfectlyUS$52,635

“Traded it perfectly” requires knowing the future. Nobody knew the future.

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