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The Bureau of Historic Losses · Counterfactual Division

What if you'd bought Novo Nordisk in 2018?

Pricing pressure on diabetes drugs had the market treating Novo as a value trap with little growth left. Behind the scenes, the obesity trials that would rewrite its future were already running.

$100 on 2018-01-02, worth today

US$196

As of 2026-06-12, $100 of Novo Nordisk bought at 2018's open (US$22.38) is worth US$1961.96×.

total return · dividends reinvested · USD

How much would $100 of Novo Nordisk bought in 2018 be worth today?

You'd have put inYou'd have nowMultiple
US$100US$1961.96×
US$1,000US$1,9611.96×
US$10,000US$19,6111.96×

Lump sum on the year's first trading day, total return (dividends reinvested, splits adjusted), valued at the latest close. Past performance isn't a promise — it's a taunt.

What did Novo Nordisk do in 2018?

Opened

US$22.38

2018-01-02

Peaked

US$24.02

2018-01-26

Bottomed

US$17.57

2018-10-11

Closed

US$19.49

2018-12-31

Levels are dividend-adjusted, so historical figures look lower than the headline price of the day — that's the total-return lens, and it's the honest one.

Would steady buying have beaten going all in?

US$44,100 deployed as $100 a week from 2018-01-02, under four temperaments — same money, different nerves.

All in on day oneUS$86,485
Steady weekly buysUS$51,717
Sold dips, rebought ralliesUS$65,086
Traded it perfectlyUS$149,544

“Traded it perfectly” requires knowing the future. Nobody knew the future.

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$1,000 at 2018's open, each valued at the latest close. Hindsight remains undefeated.

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