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The Bureau of Historic Losses · Counterfactual Division

What if you'd bought Palantir in 2023?

The stock opened 2023 in the single digits, around $6, still unprofitable in the eyes of most and freshly ejected from the 2021 hype. Then it launched its AI platform and posted consecutive GAAP profits — and the joke stopped being funny.

$100 on 2023-01-03, worth today

US$2,003

As of 2026-06-12, $100 of Palantir bought at 2023's open (US$6.39) is worth US$2,00320.0×.

total return · dividends reinvested · USD

How much would $100 of Palantir bought in 2023 be worth today?

You'd have put inYou'd have nowMultiple
US$100US$2,00320.0×
US$1,000US$20,03020.0×
US$10,000US$200,29720.0×

Lump sum on the year's first trading day, total return (dividends reinvested, splits adjusted), valued at the latest close. Past performance isn't a promise — it's a taunt.

What did Palantir do in 2023?

Opened

US$6.39

2023-01-03

Peaked

US$21.34

2023-11-20

Bottomed

US$6.32

2023-01-05

Closed

US$17.17

2023-12-29

Levels are dividend-adjusted, so historical figures look lower than the headline price of the day — that's the total-return lens, and it's the honest one.

Would steady buying have beaten going all in?

US$18,000 deployed as $100 a week from 2023-01-03, under four temperaments — same money, different nerves.

All in on day oneUS$360,535
Steady weekly buysUS$89,744
Sold dips, rebought ralliesUS$27,361
Traded it perfectlyUS$144,210

“Traded it perfectly” requires knowing the future. Nobody knew the future.

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