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The Bureau of Historic Losses · Counterfactual Division

What if you'd bought Woolworths in 2016?

The Masters hardware disaster was being wound up at a multi-billion-dollar loss and Aldi was eating the bottom of the basket. The 'safe' supermarket stock had just had its worst year in memory — which, with hindsight, was the interesting bit.

$100 on 2016-01-03, worth today

A$267

As of 2026-06-12, $100 of Woolworths bought at 2016's open (A$14.37) is worth A$2672.67×.

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How much would $100 of Woolworths bought in 2016 be worth today?

You'd have put inYou'd have nowMultiple
A$100A$2672.67×
A$1,000A$2,6682.67×
A$10,000A$26,6772.67×

Lump sum on the year's first trading day, total return (dividends reinvested, splits adjusted), valued at the latest close. Past performance isn't a promise — it's a taunt.

What did Woolworths do in 2016?

Opened

A$14.37

2016-01-03

Peaked

A$15.65

2016-10-20

Bottomed

A$12.48

2016-07-06

Closed

A$14.92

2016-12-29

Levels are dividend-adjusted, so historical figures look lower than the headline price of the day — that's the total-return lens, and it's the honest one.

Would steady buying have beaten going all in?

A$54,600 deployed as $100 a week from 2016-01-03, under four temperaments — same money, different nerves.

All in on day oneA$145,655
Steady weekly buysA$88,087
Sold dips, rebought ralliesA$43,852
Traded it perfectlyA$88,087

“Traded it perfectly” requires knowing the future. Nobody knew the future.

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$1,000 at 2016's open, each valued at the latest close. Hindsight remains undefeated.

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